I went round to Peter's house the other day, and i went on this game on his computer. Whilest trying to figure out to make it all work, i fear i may have been a little demanding. so, to say sorry, i drew him doing what he does best, abusing computers. you can see the top of the screwdriver i gave him last year, his two tails (don't ask or i will kill) , his Jeremy Clarkson for Prime minister t-shirt, his glass, his nuclear bomb-orientated brain, and his watch, coupled with his pointing finger.

Sorry peter if i have been demanding.

But he's not just a puppet of my warped imagination, he's a real boy. with a normal-sized nose.

"OH I SO OWNED YOU!" -Peter.

My name, is greg dyke, and i, am director/ general of the bbc...
BRING BACK BAGPUSS!?! ARE YOU MAD? OH, AND TOMORROW'S WORLD, I WANT YOUR DESK CLEARED BY TEN, AND I'VE COUNTED ALL THE PAPERCLIPS IN THE STATIONARY CUPBOARD, SO DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!

After the first Episode of Celebrity Wrestling, certain people have had it banned. well, it's not beaten yet, it's not over until it's over. 'll take it underground, to a place where no one will think to look for it. I am of course, talking about bbc3.

OI, YENTOP, IS THAT AN IRON BAR IN YOUR BOXING GLOVE OR WHAT, AND MY WATER TASTES OF ARSENIC!